Monday, July 20, 2009

Best Diet Ever!

Want to lose some weight? Try this foolproof diet: 1) ride 65-80 miles on a bicycle loaded with 40 pounds of gear and food. 2) Eat anything that will fit in your mouth. 3) Repeat daily for as long as you can. Guaranteed results. Seriously, that guy Tom that we camped with in Canada told us that in the first 18 days of his tour he lost 15 pounds. He was scared that he wouldn’t be able to finish his ride if that kept up so he started eating two breakfasts everyday and trying to eat dinner at restaurants as much as possible to maximize calorie intake. Marc and I have reached the stage where hunger is our default condition. Sometimes I wake up at night because I’m hungry. I’m hungry right now. What could be better than going on vacation and eating absolutely as much as you can and not gaining any weight?

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